My male friend wrote this and asked me to post it where ever I can. I thought NG might like it.

When I grow up I want to be a firetruck. It would be so awesome. I'd be big & red, & I will zoom down the road with a bunch of big, strong, muscley men inside me. Sometimes there will also be a dog in me. When we get to the fire the men will hop out & grab ahold of my giant, thick hose. They'll aim it at the fire and turn my valves untill I spray water all over the fire. When the day is done all the men will hose me off & scrub me down because I am a dirty, dirty firetruck.

.... He has issues.....